RE: Mars Humor

From: Laura Bashlor <>
Subject: RE: Mars Humor
Date: Sun, 18 Aug 1996 10:23:34 -0400

Hopefully, those who don't want the lighter stuff here will have already
trashed this.  For the others, I tried to sort out only the MARS related

Dave Letterman:

> "I think people living in New York City don't care much about
> astronomy.  People living in New York City think that the planet Mars
> is a theme restaurant on 57th Street."

> "There's a fossil now that's 15 billion years old from the planet
> Mars.  Fifteen billion years old!  That's amazing!  On the bright
> side, don't you think it's nice for a change to have a life form in
> the news that's older than Bob Dole?"